6 things I learned from watching TV (by @daemonstv)
Gloat somewhere else
When you win, and you are the bad guy, don’t stop in the middle of your crime and gloat. Go somewhere else to do your dance of joy! Otherwise, you will likely end up dead. How does the song go? “You never count your money while you’re sitting at the table.”
In fact, this happened in a recent episode of NCIS: Los Angeles. One thief fights another thief, and wins, and since he is in the middle of the desert, figures he is free and clear. Oops, not so safe after all. He should have waited until he was home to celebrate!